All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Michael: Okay, I just hope we don't wake up on Mars or something surrounded by millions of these little squashy guys.
ET: The Extra-Terrestrial
well, it's time to reap the rewards...after all I have to put up with- you and your bugs....
Bam's Uncle: These guys copied off Disneyland.
Viva la Bam
well you have regular audiences with me, that's more than enough... 
, the money is for spidey... 
Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
The Big Bang Theory
ppfftt...when is your enough more than enough for me? ...unless you throw in some gold and diamonds...
Moss: This flipping circuit board, Jen. Some chump has run the data lines right through the power supply. Amateur hour! I've got tears in my eyes!
The IT Crowed
you should read the small print in our contract, you have to pay me and won't get anything...
Reese Bobby: Oh, it's all right, darling, I'm a volunteer fireman. Okay, I am a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artist.
Talladega Nights
what contract...my fish already ate it...so it's not legally binding...whew....
Jasper: Same reason I don't let amateurs cut my hair, they make mistakes!
My Name Is Earl
well as long as I've a signed copy of the contract it's okay, or did one of your meddlesome fishes fake your signature?
Lois Griffin: <hugs Chris> Oh, Chris, you're my favorite mistake!
Family Guy
hmm....I'll get to the bottom of my tank for this...if there was fraud then there will be fried fish......
Uncle Fester: That's right! My favourite moving companion, you're always there when I need you, like when I was depressed and you went out of your way to push me off that cliff...
The Addams Family
no sushi today? 
Jack Donaghy: A youthful companion is the ultimate status accessory.
30 Rock
but you can preserve the flesh more by frying....<yuck>...but it shld be enough deterrent for the rest of them.....
The Doctor: I guess they never thought I'd be around long enough to need one. What's your name?
Star Trek - Voyager
or perhaps hang it as memorial in front of them...