All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Special Agent Derek Morgan: Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the physics mistakes?

Criminal Minds
you're the obsessed

Sheldon: How do *you* know anything about physics?

TBBT
nope, just with higher standards than you.....

Sophie-Anne: Never under-estimate the power of blind faith. It manifests in ways that bend the laws of physics or breaks them entirely.

True Blotto
in your specific obsession areas surely...

Earthworm Jim: You're right! This is a violation of the laws of physics. I'll notify the physics police at once!

Earthworm Jim
but they're the best areas to be obsessed with...

Les Grossman: A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That's physics. It's inevitable.

Tropic Thunder
oh I understand, it's a more general problem...full-blown obsession...only a brain-wash might help here

Mr Burns: Rant on, Simpson, but your vainglorious boasting will only add savor to my inevitable triumph.

The S
well, a pity you can't wash anything well...esp brains......

Major Alvin: You remind me, Mr. Derringer, of a small boy walking through the cemetery at night whistling in the dark.

Yancy Derringer
I've a dish washer in the lab...you'd fit right in...and I'll use the gentle cycle

Sheldon Cooper: Is it a high-frequency whistle?

TBBT
unfortunately for you, you've to catch me first...your ants can even beat you in a race.......

Shannon Bell: Wait, are you singing mixolydian scales or something?

Alferd Packer: The Musical
I locked the door and you stand in a glue puddle...even a sloth will catch you

Captain Picard: We've all been inflicted one time or another with that melody that won't go away.

Star Trek: TNG
But I'l beat you to the superglue....I'll rub it all over the door knob and lock so guess who'd be more 'slothy'?