All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dominar Rygel XVI: Nothing a good meal won't solve, I'm sure.
Farscape
Willy Wonka: This little piece of gum is a three course dinner.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
(frugal eating... )
Chief Petty Officer Galen Tyrol: Yeah. Well, it's breakfast, lunch and dinner until someone finds a hot fudge planet.
Battlestar Galactica
Dr. Melik: You mean there was no deep fat? No steak or cream pies or... hot fudge?
Sleeper
Cruella de Vil: On my ship, we serve only the freshest sea food. It's so fresh, it fights back. Don't you just love an entree with spunk?
101 Dalmatians: The Series
Dr. Zoidberg: I'm not on trial here.
Futurama
Judoon: Witness: The Crime. Charge: Physical Assault. Plea: Guilty. Sentence: Execution!
Doctor Who
Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh, what, and you're Rambo now?
Stargate: Atlantis
Dr. Forrester: That's right Frank. <steps aside to reveal guillotine> That's why we've invented the chocolate bunny guillotine. Eliminate the guess work in biting the heads off bunnies. Ready Mr. executioner?
Mystery Science Theater 3000
off with his head.....
Dr. Who: Is there really such a need, Citizen Robespierre? Hmm? I mean, what can this Reign Of Terror possibly gain? For every opponent you put to the guillotine, two more will spring up!
Doctor Who