All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Sam Merlotte: With all do respect, sir, that's none of your business.
True Blood
they're used to that threats and you'll catch or stun yourself in the end...I guess the fish are looking forward to that entertainment...
Skipper: Hold on, chimp! I smell monkey business.
The Penguins of Madagascar
ppfft...not if I put curtains (with hook prints) around the tank..so no entertainment for them....
The Doctor: - it's because I'm busy trying to save the life of every stupid ape blunderin' about on top of this planet! Alright?
Dr Who
I see, you still need a raid by the PETA to save your poor animals...
Mad Harriet: No one here needs saving except you.
Smallville
ppfftt...just read my quote above....
Satan: No one man can carry this burden, I tell you. It is far too heavy. Saving their souls is too costly. No-one. Ever. No. Never.
The Passion of the Christ
but psychological warfare against fishes is a crime, in Canada too...
Paladin: Voltaire once said it is a heavy burden to bear a name that is too famous.
Have Gun....Will Travel
nope, here you need proof beyond doubt....so who's more believable- me or the fish? 
The Master: I remember the days when the Doctor, oh, that famous Doctor... was waging a Time War, battling Sea Devils, and Axons, he sealed the Rift at the Medusa Cascade, single handed. And look at him now, stealing screwdrivers... How did he ever come to this?
Dr Who
the fish...didn't you noticed the webcam to have sufficient evidence...they already have their own youtube channel...
Hannibal: The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
The A Team
oh yeah...I'm actually selling their first DVD...Aquabatics....I bet even you can do those...
Maryann: Maybe life has just cleared out all the things that weren't working for you. Now you've got room to rebuild. Decide exactly what you want your life to look like and make that happen.
True Blood
now even an infringement against their copyright...I guess the fish lawyers will sue you until you're insolvent...
Major Samanta Carter: Came to give me a pep talk?
Stargate- SG 1
well, who would have fish as clients?...this only means that these shark lawyers are just as dumb......