All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Imaginary William Shatner: My boy, that was a TV show. I used a stunt double. I always use a stunt double. Except in love scenes. I insist on doing those myself.
Free Enterprise
Tommy Webber: You know, with all that make-up and stuff, I actually thought you were smart for a second.
Galaxy quest
Casey Schuler: How many brain cells did I kill?
Sam Daniels: How many? About a billion.
Casey Schuler: Oh, now I'm only as smart as you.
Outbreak
Ruth Treadwell: She's stable. I pulled up an old Minnesota multi-phasic personality inventory. I liked what I saw. Plus, the situation with her sister shows loyalty. And she's smart. I found an old I.Q. test.
Bionic Woman
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know, you're a smart ass, you know that?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Objectively I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass.
Bones
Herb: Homer, could you stop thinking about your ass?
The Simpsons
Darla: So beautiful. Not a blemish, not a freckle. Perhaps we should have preserved that beauty for eternity-?
Angel
C-3PO: Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back
Senior Ed Bloom: I saw an iceberg once. They were hauling it down to Texas for drinking water. They didn't count on there being an elephant frozen inside. The wooly kind. A mammoth.
Big Fish
Zeke: Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo. I can't wait to get my paws on that mammoth.
Ice Age