All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Kimmy Gibbler: Your dad's in the slammer? What'd he do, dust bust a cop?
Full House
well at least they don't mutate
Joe Sarno: Well that's... that's not just crime. That's the way of the world.
The Way of the Gun
well, you'd need several mutations to improve your questionable taste anyways......
Jules: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Pulp Fiction
and you need to pick up such genes somewhere, as you don't have them
Prison Chaplain: A lot of idiots you are, selling your own birthright for a saucer of cold porridge! The thrill of theft! Of violence! The urge to live easy!
A Clockwork Orange
I eat an apple every day, that should be enough therapy...wheras you need a syringe full of vitamins and some gens too
Mal: You're infecting my mind!
Inception
but this happens only with apples given away by you
Sherlock Holmes: Your mind, it's so placid, straight-forward, barely used. Mine's like an engine, racing out of control. A rocket, tearing itself to pieces, trapped on the launch pad. I need a case!
Sherlock Holmes
so would you like one? I know they're your favourite fruit......
Lenny: Nnh, actually I'd say you're having a severe psychotic episode.
The Simpsons
sure, but only after you ate half of it and perhaps a check in an toxicology lab