All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Samuel T. Anders: <playfully> Lighten up a little bit. It's only the end of the world.
Battlestar Galactica
Stuart Glazer: Yes, it's sort of a cross between Dr. Dolittle and Apocalypse Now.
Action
Casey McCall: So don't adjust that dial; and, while we're gone, if any talking animals ask you to buy some tacos or beer - for God's sake, do what they tell you.
Sports Night
Donkey: I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled.
Shrek 2
Stephen: I think animal testing is a terrible idea. They get all nervous and give silly answers.
A Bit of Fry and Laurie
Dr. Phlox: You needn't be concerned. I hold six degrees in interspecies veterinary medicine.
Enterprise
The Doctor: You're a clever man. I'd call you a genius. Except that I'm in the room.
Doctor Who
Jean-Luc Picard: I was a different person in those days - arrogant, undisciplined... with far too much ego, but too little wisdom. I was more like you.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Hercule Poirot:..... Hastings, why should I be the hypocrite, to blush when I am praised, and to say like you, "It is nothing." Hmph! I have the order, the method, and the psychology. There, I admit it. I am the best. ..........
Agatha Christie: Poirot
Trillian: My whole planet destroyed because you thought someone wanted your autograph!
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy