All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Rod Blake: If you're ever big game hunting and you come across tracks like these, you can be pretty sure you're on a cold trail - a few million years cold. These are dinosaur footprints - the real thing.
State Trooper
that is SO typical of you...you make a parking lot for your SUV out of it 
The Doctor: Don't you ever listen? A footprint doesn't look like a boot.
Doctor Who
ppffttt...it can't be......cos my parking lot will have a ferris wheel as well...
Jeff: What do you need as evidence? Bloody footprints leading up to his door?
Rear Window
sure, everything huge and showy and no bicycle
Ellen Wolf: I think we all know how easy it is to plant evidence and, well, you look the type.
Dexter
of course, bicycles and bicyle daredevils are not allowed...I ran a calm and peaceful parking lot......
V: Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense.
V for Vendetta
for walking frames and wheelchairs?
Dr. Zimmerman: Oh, spare us your psychobabble!
Star Trek: Voyager
ppfftt..only for skateboards and hover boards...
Xander: Freud would have said the exact same thing. Except, he might not have done that little dance.
Buffy
not dogsleds? 
Ren: Hey, hey! What's this I see? I thought this was a party. LET'S DANCE!
Footloose
yup, those too....and let's not forget the super-green ATVs and snowmobiles....
Halley: You mean exotic dancers?
Serendipity
and sasquatch litters
Kyle: Maybe we should take lessons.
Black Circle Boys
yup, a giant playground and obstacle courses too....