All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Norm: I got a plane full of people saying you threatened that stewardess.
Meet The Parents
so now you want to be in my will too? ppfftt...Spidey, perhaps...
#8: Listen, I've lived among them all my life. You can't believe a word they say. You know that. I mean, they're born liars.
12 Angry Men
nope, but I accepted to straighten my finances, i.e. to pay the debts, existing and future ones... 
Flynn Rider: I can't believe that after all we've been through together, you don't trust me? Ouch.
Tangled
no,no,no....we would just consolidate your debts and restructure your payment schedule..and then I would enforce a very strict budget so you'd be able to complete the payments as early as possible..and then we take a look at your investment portfolio ..it shld be aggressive enough cos I can't wait for Spidey's old age, eh? So don't you trust me? 
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Lenin: Trust is good, control is better.
no income, only debts, there's nothing to "consolidate" or whatever... 
And I trust you that you fulfil your commitments now, i.e. paying and supporting me and spidey
Dean Winchester: You're such a control freak!
Supernatural
shouldn't it be the other way around...besides, I'm gonna have to charge you for being your financial adviser...the best one ever...
Jeremy: You know that bit in Dr. Strangelove, when Peter Sellers is astride the nuclear missile? That's what it's like... You don't know where you're going, you're in no real control, you just know the journey's going to end very soon, and very badly!
Top Gear
pffft..claiming to be the best adviser while taking a poor dude (and his pet) to the cleaners....
Princess Bunhead: You'll never get away with this, Black Helmet Man! You are bad! You are bad and we are good! Your badness will be the end of you, and our goodness will be our triumph!
Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle
that's my version of Casey's Capitalism: A Love Story...at least there's love in there and a spider...and better than Michael Moore's ...
Jay: You know, I mean, that's rock 'n roll, hey?
Top gear
I'd say an exploiter story..
Homer: That's all well and good for you, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day... now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of this rut and back into the groove.
The Simpsons
but a pretty good one- award-winning even...
Ned Flanders: Oh, you betcha. Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls.
The Simpsons
most important is your profit is al-right? The Golden Raspberry Award is good for you