All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Buffy: Well it's good that you're so open about it.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Phineas Bogg: All I care about's you're okay. You learned a good lesson. So did I.
Voyagers!
Luke Davenport: Okay! And stop telling me what to do. You're not my father.
First Kid
Major Marla Landers: Well that's good news.
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
“Remind me,” Jubal told her, “to write an article on the compulsive reading of news. The theme will be that most neuroses can be traced to the unhealthy habit of wallowing in the troubles of five billion strangers…”
Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein
"Well, what's bothering you?" Greta pouted. "You've had the biggest story of the year under your byline. I should think you'd be tickled pink."
The Delegate from Venus by Henry Slesar
Dr. Berger: A little advice about feelings kiddo; don't expect it always to tickle.
Ordinary People
Lt. Columbo: I'll tell ya, if I'm right about this, it's gonna tickle the life outta me!
Columbo: Negative Reaction
Sam Daniels: What have I ever done to make your life miserable, sir?
Gen. Billy Ford: You got up this morning, didn't you?
Outbreak
Dr. Emory Erickson: Why settle for making myself miserable when I can spread the misery around to an entire class of students?
Enterprise