All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Fry: Wait a second, I know that monkey, his name is Donkey!
Futurama
Blackadder: Oh, an absurd suggestion sir, unless it was a particularly stupid donkey.
Blackadder the Third
Smiley: I knew a young donkey once who corrected all his faults and made a perfect ass of himself.
Adam and Six Eves
Gil Grissom: The breadth of your social experience never ceases to impress me.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Jo Polniaczek: Eat your heart out! And don't forget to put ketchup on it.
The Facts of Life
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Sid Jeffers: I envy people who drink. At least they know what to blame everything on.
Humoresque
Brian Griffin: Hey, Peter? This next one you can blame on the dog.
Family Guy
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Frasier: How I envy you, Eddie. The biggest questions in your life are, "Who's going to walk me? Who's going to feed me?" I won't know that kind of joy for another forty years.
Frasier
Stromboli: And when you are growing too old, you will make good firewood!
Pinocchio
Bender:
Futurama