All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Richard Castle: And unemployed divas who live in glass houses rent-free should not throw stones.
Castle
Buffy: Yeah, but it was fun.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Astrid Olsson: Oh, my God, that's horrible. Leif, does home insurance cover this?
Mysteriet på Greveholm
Optimus Primal: Ease off, Rattrap, it was an accident!
Beast Wars: Transformers
Col. Saul Tigh: I am not interested in excuses. Fix it.
Battlestar Galactica
Dr. Janet Fraiser: Not without causing irreparable brain damage, sir.
Stargate SG-1
Dr. Gregory House: FYI, my malpractice insurance doesn't cover alien autopsies.
House M.D.
Chris Stevens: I'd like to know how you do a post-mortem on a tree.
Rosemary & Thyme
Frank Reynolds: I'm going to go oil my chainsaw.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Teresa Lisbon: Oh, how considerate of you.
The Mentalist