All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. Charlene McGowan: You're so transparent.
The Incredible Hulk
or Sacher-Masoch? 
Adam Trueman: Well one's thick-skinned, has a very small brain and charges a lot for no reason. And the other's... a rhinoceros.
Casualty
bulls-eye, dr H....
Inspector Fox: I'm charging you under Section 21 of the Strange Sketch Act.
Monty Python's Flying Circus
actually I wonder if you're the first one or the second of those?
Bart Simpson: I didn't do it. No one saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
The Simpsons
none of the above...cos I have super fine, thin skin....
Eric: Hey, Cor. You smell like chicken
Boy Meets World
okay then I'm also not meant 
Ralphus: My mother taught me. I used the whole chicken. The secret is cooking it alive.
The Incredible Torture Show
are you sure? don't you like to roll in the mud......
Abner Kravitz: Nobody ever had your chicken soup before.
Bewitched
...only with you
Caio Appio Quintilliano: I must say that's a good idea. In any case, nobody has ever survived it.
Il ritorno del gladiatore più forte del mondo
oooh...olympic mud wrestling.....anytime darling.....and you'd end up like team germany yesterday in the mens curling--loser......
Joe Doakes: We found in our survey at this point a great many women are tempted to put poison into the next plate of soup - which may account for the prevalence of indigestion among married men.
The Trouble with Husbands
are you married? okay but you'll end as mud puck that I'll shot in the next mud pit
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Well, it's not an uncommon substance to find at a voodoo ritual.
Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service
nope, I'm a widowed chef specialising in gourmet soups......and you can't shoot straight dr H...not after I've clawed your eyes off....