All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
"Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing."
Voltaire
Hodges: Give me some time, I'm not a miracle worker.
CSI
Oz: I gotta admit, I'm a little disappointed.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
Edward Cullen: Well then I hope you enjoy disappointment.
Twilight
Pickles: If you work every day and you're doing something you don't enjoy then life must be so miserable, you know, and if you're doing something you don't enjoy, I don't know why you don't just give it up and do something you do enjoy because, you know, you may as well enjoy life because you don't live for very long so you may as well enjoy what you're doing when you are working and I really enjoy what I do and if I ever did something that I didn't enjoy then I'd give it up immediately and do something that I really did enjoy because I like to enjoy life, you know.
Creature Comforts
Sheldon Cooper: I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude.
The Big Bang Theory
bulls eye for you, dr H...
Dwight Schrute: You know what? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I thank you.
The Office
this one too
and now another classic:
Homer Simpson: Oh, by the way: I was being sarcastic.
The Simpsons
back at you....
Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
Weddings Crashers
Annabeth Chase: My mother is the goddess of wisdom. Do you know what that means? I always win.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians
loser....