All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Hermes Conrad: Strange, you haven't acted this suspicious since I found those "ape bones" in the basement.
Futurama
Inspector Gadget: Just as I suspected. A highly suspicious situation with a highly suspicious group of people.
Inspector Gadget
Captain Renault: Round up the usual suspects.
Casablanca
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Oh, uh, Charlie - about your little problem - there are two kinds of people in this world: those who stand up and face the music, and those who run for cover. Cover is better.
Scent of a Woman
Xander: Great plan. That's right up there with "duck and cover."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Barclay: Well, it...it just occurred to me that I could set up a frequency harmonic between the deflector and the shield grid, using the warp field generator as a power flow anti-attenuator, and that, of course, naturally created an amplification of the inherent energy output.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
(beats "duck and cover" ...)
Chief O'Brien: Not if we bypass the plasma emitter.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: <matter-of-factly> A gamma ray burst will release more energy in ten seconds than the sun will emit in its entire ten-billion-year lifespan.
Numb3rs
Dr. Rodney McKay: OK, we need to leave. I've waited too long - the weapon can't discharge enough power to avoid a catastrophic overload. This whole planet's gonna go up. Not that your speech wasn't working.
Stargate: Atlantis
Claire Bennet: You won't leave me, will you, Mr. Muggles?
Heroes