All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. Paul Stubbs: My dear Counselor. No insult intended; but please turn off your beam into my soul.
Star Trek:TNG
well, they can start on your balding head first....yikes...gross...
Dr. Walter Bishop: Oh. I may be able to help you. A little cannabis before bedtime does wonders.
Fringe
better start with crawling from your blanket...
Tommy 'Tom' Williams: Will ya sing me a song?
Babes On Broadway
well, I've got a high-tech, top-of-the-line fancy blanket with locust detectors so they can't sneak in...too bad for your head though....
Niles: She's circulating a vicious rumour that I'm going to have a karaoke machine.
Frasier
but the detectors won't work for greasy dirty locusts...
Cliff Clavin: Settle down, Normy! Save those pipes for karaoke!
The Simpsons
well, all entrances then will be booby-trapped...so they better stay on your dirty locusts-friendly head.....
MC: Oh come on...let's go to the stoning.
The Life of Brian
and then you catch yourself, all your fingers and toes....ouch....
Syd: Oh, I see. So you're only options are to get stoned or commit genocide?
The Tao of Steve
ppfftt...you keep forgetting my sasquatch genes...no match for the dirty locusts.......
Bomb #20: I am always receptive to suggestions.
Dark Star
then the locust will start feeding on the grass that is growing somewhere on the sasquatch-like fur...
Willow: Well, why don't we experiment? Press some buttons, see what happens.
Buffy
last time I looked- no green grass growing yet....
Robin Scherbatsky: If there was a self-destruct button, at least it should be somewhere hard to get at.
How I Met Your Mother
well the locusts were faster..they're greedy and efficient feeders...