All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Sylvia Hollamby: Miracle, my foot.
Bad Girls
Dr. Who: Well, of course I can't. I'm not a miracle worker.
Doctor Who
Merton: So, you're a Voodoo witch doctor. What's that like?
Big Wolf on Campus
McCoy: I'm not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor.
Star Trek - TOS
Second Doctor: So, you're the latest model?
Doctor Who
(with factory defects? ...)
Mohinder Suresh: That is also evolution. We're all just variations of the last model.
Heroes
(but you, who knows )
The Doctor: I'm unique - never been another like me, 'cause all that regeneration energy went into the hand. Look at the hand - I love that hand - but then you touched it. *Wham!* Shhhh! Instantaneous biological metacrisis! I grew... out of you. Still, could be worse--
Doctor Who
Ash:
Evil Dead II
Vivian Charles: A manicure might help.
Pushing Daisies
Helen: Don't decide right now, just let it marinate for a while.
Kissing Jessica Stein