All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Dolores Claiborne: If I decide to make my grand escape to South America, I'll be sure to let you know first.

Dolores Claiborne

there are a lot of other plants out there dr H...don't you have a mini-greenhouse in your flat

Bran Foster: In their benevolence, the Federation allowed them to emigrate to the Outer Worlds. Like your family, they were executed on arrival.

Blakes 7
but not in Canada, some of this psychobilin fungi perhaps, they also grow in the cold . and I've lots of greenhouse space, but not in my flat

Ian Chesterton: ...Any more cracks about knighthood, and I'll carry out that execution!

Doctor Who

sure, sure.....you only have 10 pots, I remember.......and I meant in the tropics- all the "interesting" plants are all there...

John Beaumont: I don't care about the thirty dead. I care about my knighthood.


The Ghost and the Darkness

enough and well selected plants and the tropics are full of "those" plants....

King Arthur: Only a knighted champion can travel with me now.

Gargoyles

let me guess-the flowering ones like african violets and gardenias? ....and yup, I like these "tropical" plants so I'd retire in the tropics once I decide to become a bum...

Lorelai: Rory what are we if not the world's champion eaters?

Gilmore Girls

no grandma's plants
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Ambassador Vir Cotto: You are going to have to change your diet, Londo, and you have to cut back on the stress.

Babylon 5

really, the colour would bring life to your walls....so what do you grow- cacti and succulents?

Richard Hatch: My diet was very exotic. I pretty much existed on stingray, dog food, beetle larvae...


Becker
most important is that they're green....and undemanding... ...as I said a well selected collection, some cacti would be a good addition, still have no...

Prince Akeem: I have recently been placed in charge of garbage. Do you have any that requires disposal?

Coming to America

then the mammilaria or the lobivia cacti would be perfect for you- they're green, undemanding (only needs re-potting every two to three years) and most importantly, they produce beautiful flowers...

Bender: Hey, what's this? Hermes' dreadlocks, and his arm? Leela, I'm shocked! Food goes in the disposal, hair and flesh go in the trash.

Futurama

have to look them up...in opposite to you I'm not a cactus expert...anyway those flowers can be annoying...