All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dave: Mr. Goldbluth, we can take you to the top of the beef world. The highest altitude in gourmet dining. Meat so soft, people don't even bother to use their teeth. The meat just seems to melt as it makes contact with your mouth.
Grilled
dogs that love you northern guys......really the height of deception... arf..arf...
and I thought the romans use feathers for torture 
Xander Harris: Well, first you say it's cat, then you come in, hand me a burger, blah, blah, blah, five minutes later, oh, and by the way, it happens to be hot, delicious, human flesh.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
could be Canadian dogs, eh? and in Roman orgies anything is possible
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Pulp Fiction
nope, canadian dogs are the best dogs you can ever find....they are very well-trained, polite, cheerful, friendly...and they can tickle you with a feather too....
Fred G. Sanford: Who are you supposed to be, the Kamikaze Gourmet?
Sanford and Son
but this status is already reserved for our northern dogs except the feather stuff of course, sounds pervert too
Dr. Cristina Yang: I'm the one in hell. Burke's going all Iron Chef in your kitchen. Get your ass back here and save me.
Grey's Anatomy
..we can once again have a never-ending debate on whose dogs are the best.....but I think the perv title shld go to yours.......
Romana: If you made an omelette, I'd expect to find a pile of broken crockery, a cooker in flames, and an unconscious chef.
Doctor Who
but our dogs won't use feathers....so the perv title is to yours
Kuzco: You know what? On second thought, make my omelette a meat pie.
The Emperor's New Groove
but our dogs are too busy being polite and civilised and pulling sleds so no time for feather tickling...while yours....hmmm...that title is tattooed on their foreheads....
John: No thanks. I hope you don't plan on spending all of eternity eating junk food.
Another Life
pulling sleds? that's slave labor... 
Ken Sanada: I guess I'm just a junk food junkie at heart.
Dual! Paralle lunlun monogatari
...but they like to do it....
Commander Tucker: That kind of goes along with the assumption, doesn't it?
Enterprise
they got a brain wash too then