All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Walt: Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned.
Futurama
..but I've a giant fire extinguisher for dousing the flame which I'd then hurl thru the internet to whack the head of the flame-thrower thrower and that is you....
Linus: Well, that's nothing compared to the fury of a woman who has been cheated out of trick-or-treats.
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
luckily I've a titanium aperture in front of my display, all this hurled stuff bounces back against your head
Computer Ghost of Karl: You can't run, you can't hide, you can't win.
Ghost in the Machine
....titanium aperture...ppfftt...whatever....that doesn't exist yet
Chance: This is maddening. We ought to start bashing back.
Noah's Arc
you never watched Stargate?
Kowalski: A strategic retreat, Skipper?
The Penguins of Madagascar
Oh sure, like your computer display is as big as that gate…though I’ve seen only one episode of it…....for about 2 min…
Captain John Sheridan: No surrender, no retreat.
Babylon 5
even bigger, my close vision is not that good and the serial is anyway not really good
Ensign Harry Kim: Logically, the best course is retreat. Meditation helps.
Star Trek: Voyager
even bigger? ppfftt....
Ronon Dex: You ask me, it's too much meditation.
Stargate: Atlantis
also good for video watching
Fred Ayres: The trick is to keep your mind a blank.
Flying Down to Rio
what kind of videos...about nature and stuff...ppfftt...
Bender: As usual. Woooo!
Futurama
have a look in the movies thread and then you have to wash your mind (again) with a scouring agent