All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Bridge Carson: It just goes to show you. You can't trust reptiles. He's a reptile, right?

Power Rangers S.P.D.

Mad Hatter: No. He walks like that to scare archeologists away from the treasure.

Adventures in Wonderland
(how about a demo dr H? ....)

Donna Gardner: Well, only a boy could be that clumsy.

Poltergeist III

now here's a classic (finally).....


Darth Vader: He is as clumsy as he is stupid. General, prepare your troops for a surface attack.

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. On my command all ships will line up and file directly into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage.

Futurama

<demonstrating a weapon>

Zorg: Voila! The ZF-1.
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Zorg: It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier.

The Fifth Element