All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
The Doctor: I only come to this planet for the wine and the total eclipses, and I do love a nice old fashioned invasion.
Doctor Who: Scream of the Shalka
Vila: Then they are expecting an invasion? A hoard of hairy aliens.
Blakes 7
Xander: I said I didn't remember anything about that. Look, the point is, is I have an affinity with this thing. I can get inside of its head. I'm a big, bad wolf. I'm on the prowl. I'm sniffing, I'm snarling, I'm a slobbering predator, I'm... Wait a second! It's right in front of us. It's obvious who I am. I'm Larry! The guy's practically got wolf-boy stamped on his forehead. You got the dog bite, you got the aggression, not to mention the excessive back hair.
Fluffy the campfire slayer
Lt. John Bergin: No, seriously. Guy creates monster. Monster kills guy. Everyone kills monster. Wolfman.
I, Robot
The Monster: For as long as I can remember people have hated me. They looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror. In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love, which is my deepest hope, I would instead cause fear. I live because this poor half-crazed genius, has given me life. He alone held an image of me as something beautiful and then, when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger, he used his own body as a guinea pig to give me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself.
Young Frankenstein
"But I am a blasted tree; the bolt has entered my soul; and I felt then that I should survive to exhibit what I shall soon cease to be--a miserable spectacle of wrecked humanity, pitiable to others and intolerable to myself. "
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
(hmm..are we starting on the doom and gloom now?) 
Dr. Malcom: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Dr. Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
-Jurassic Park
Liz Lemon: Rosemary said that women become obsolete in this business when there's no one left that wants to see them naked.
30 Rock
Tim Taylor: Not to mention seven adjustable jets, three speeds; low, medium and "who needs a man?"
Home Improvement
Brad: This isn't going to be one of your 'When I was a little girl' stories, is it?
Home Improvement
