All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Kat: You have to be a warrior. A soldier. Fearless. Uninhibited. A stripper with a take-no-prisoners, raw, survival instinct.
Zombie Strippers
and which proof is that? I am not a chicken...
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Clark Kent: Is this your idea of a pep talk?
Smallville
well just look at the posts above, and when I call you chicken and you reply true, it's airtight 
Ted: Do these strategies ever work for you?
How I Met Your Mother
but as usual..you deliberately misunderstood me.....
Trudy Chacon: I was hoping for some kind of tactical plan that didn't involve martyrdom.
Avatar
well perhaps you should bring in line your thoughts and what you write... 
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet: We don't need martyrs right now. We need heroes. A hero would die for his country, but he'd much rather live for it.
The West Wing
but they're always in line...you're the one trying to create all this chaos.......
The Stranger: I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.
The Big Lebowski
Me chaos? I try to put in order yours....
Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: Say one more word of that gibberish and I'm gonna split you in two!
Enterprise
but you're older so you shld set an example...put some order into your chaotic thoughts...and maybe I will follow......
Inez Quintero: Keep it cool, my girl, or I'll whisk you off into a convent!
The Mark of Zorro
my thoughts are clear and ordered, but your chaotic senses won't realise this....
Memphis: Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part.
Gone In Sixty Seconds
oh yeah.....as if you don't even know what chaos means....
Sid Hudgens: The sun shines bright, the beaches are wide and inviting, and the orange groves stretch as far as the eye can see. There are jobs aplenty, and land is cheap. Every working man can have his own house, and inside every house, a happy, all-American family. You can have all this, and who knows... you could even be discovered, become a movie star... or at least see one. Life is good in Los Angeles... it's paradise on Earth." Ha ha ha ha. That's what they tell you, anyway.
L.A. Confidental
yup...my chaos is well organised