All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. Zimmerman: Reginald was right about you. You *have* exceeded the sum of your programming. You've accomplished far more than I would have ever predicted. But let's face facts. You never overcame the inherent flaws in your personality subroutines. You're arrogant, irritable. A 'jerk', as Counselor Troi would say.
Star Trek: Voyager
Bender: Ah, Leela's experiencing the greatest joy a woman can feel: worshipping some low-life jerk.
Futurama
Summer: My dream involved a date. A hot guy in a tux with a carnation pinned to his lapel. Instead, I'm drawing straws between nerd boy and ass clown.
The O.C
Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
The Blues Brothers
Dr. Who: On the other hand, it might have been a pack of lies.
Doctor Who
Esther Smith: Oh, Katie, they were just little white lies.
Meet Me in St. Louis
Seven of Nine: All of these elaborate rituals of deception... I didn't realize becoming human again would be such a challenge.
Star Trek: Voyager
The Doctor: You know, your species has the most amazing capacity for self-deception, matched only by its ingenuity in trying to destroy itself.
Doctor Who
"Now I will destroy the whole world." ... It’s what Bokonists always say when they are about to commit suicide.
Cat's Cradle by K Vonnegut
d&g on a beautiful Sunday...
Kerr Avon: That's a difficult way to commit suicide.
Blakes 7