All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Barney Stinson: That depends. Is she fat?
How I Met Your Mother"
Tracy Lord:
The Philadelphia Story
Q: Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you, or something. The bottom line is, your life ended about five minutes ago under the inept ministrations of Dr. Beverly Crusher.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Maryann Forrester:
Tru Blood
Leo McGarry: I am making a mental list of those who are snickering, and even as I speak I am preparing appropriate retribution.
The West Wing
Ellie Rebecca Brass: What, you're going to send me to my room and ground me? Have a patrol car pick me up at prom? Or spank me?
CSI
Clark Kent: We can do all of this together.
Smallville
Bernie Stabler: Me? Your partner in crime?
Law and Order:SVU
Vic Mackey: Partner up with a criminal? I can name one flaw in that plan.
Shane Vendrell: Only one?
The Shield
Temperance 'Bren' Brennan: So you're a murderer. I'm unfaithful. We are an exciting couple.
Bones