All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Hooper: This is what happens. It indicates the non-frenzied feeding of a large squalus - possibly Longimanus or Isurus glauca. Now... the enormous amount of tissue loss prevents any detailed analysis; however the attacking squalus must be considerably larger than any normal squalus found in these waters.

Jaws
finally you admitted it...you flee like a chicken...

Gobber: The Monstrous Nightmare...

How To Train Your Dragon
huh...I was referring more to you and your fear of dancing...

Isabel: No, I find it curious. Like a science experiment.

True Blood
it's not fear but disability and disinterest

Leonard Hofstadter: Alright, this is cruel. We better let him finish before his head explodes.

TBBT
it's your fear of failure, dr H ...bokbokbok.......

Michael Westen: Security measures can sometimes seem a little cruel. Just like parents sometimes twist their kid's arm, yanking them out of a busy street. Sometimes the safest thing, isn't the most comfortable.

Burn Notice
you're confusing again your fears with mine...

Claire Fisher: Spare me the tough-love rationalization, just bottom-line it, please.

Six feet Under
ppffttt...my fears don't intersect yours...

Dwight Schrute: In the Schrute family, we believe in the five fingered intervention: awareness, education, control, acceptance and punching.

The Office
luckily not and you have to become aware of your many fears soon...

Xander Cage: You ever get punched in the face for talking too much?

xXx
why shld I? They can wait......

Jeremy Grey: I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions?

Wedding Crashers
really? they're all appearing when you won't expect them...

Bud Gerber: Am I the only one getting a headache here?

Flags of our Fathers
well, I've very effective amulets against them like my dreamcatcher...I wove the strings and plucked a pissed-off chicken to make it....