All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Leezar: I'm not sure really... oh yeah, perhaps because I'm rich, I live in a castle and I can do magic.
Your Highness
you have that "wisdom" from a maniac kid's fashion designer?
Mortimer Harren: Then you've been deluded, by the inexhaustible human capacity to avoid the truth. You're the one hiding, not me.
Star Trek: Voyager
nope, but from a fashion genius.....and this you wouldn't understand...ppfftt...
George Costanza: I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham.
Seinfeld
sure, only the brainwashed understand that...
Betty: That's a wig you wear, isn't it?
Five Easy Pieces
and you're just sour-graping as usual...and stop wearing those white pants......
Jack: I've always wanted to perform... on the Broadway stage. The wigs, the makeup, the costumes... and then I'd walk to the theatre.
Will & Grace
pffft...stop wearing those piglet-pink pants
Daffy Duck: Okay, boss, hang up. A star is born, and that star is me!
A Star Is Bored
well, with my red hair, I'm totally colour-coordinated.....but are you sure that piglets are pink? You're kinda colour blind......
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Your promotion will transfer you to a relatively insignificant ship in an obscure corner of the galaxy.
Enterprise, TNG
yes your piglet version from D. is pink... but perhaps you only have black-white sight...
Crypto: No offence dollface but shouldn't it be the other way around?
Destroy All Humans 2
ppfftt...all piglets here are white except for the occasional albino....
Sandy: You never been employee of the month.
Married with Children
ooppss....this seems to be an eye cataract... but I'll help you then...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Lucky for me I'm the boss.
Bones
....I'll be the one to help you improve your fashion sense....