All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Warden: If I were to sink my teeth into your eye, right now, could you stop me before I blinded you?
Shutter Island
how lucky.....and then it needs 6 blades too....
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Scary. You know what? You're scaring me right now.
Bones
pffft...spidey can spit poison, unerring in your eyes... 
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, that's a good enough reason. Sign here.
House
ppfftt...but I'd be wearing my top of the line, very trendy, anti-spidey's poison, gold-rimmed eyeglasses....
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Juliet Burke: O-kay. I was fine with signing all of your paperwork! Fine with not being able to talk with anyone in my life for six months! Fine with the fact that no on in the medical community has heard of Mittelos Bioscience...
Lost
sounds again like a fashion victim...
Dr. Ray Flemming: Hospital red tape.
Prescription: Murder
ppfftt...but at least a fashionable one.....
Harry Callahan: Having to wade through the scum of this city, being swept away by bigger and bigger waves of corruption, apathy and red tape. Nah, that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me?
Burly Detective: What?
Harry Callahan: You know what makes me really sick to my stomach?
Burly Detective: What?
Harry Callahan: Is watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody, I mean NOBODY puts ketchup on a hot dog.
Sudden Impact
that's a matter of view...aren't collagen injections for the lips fashionable too?
Dr. Kelso: Ketchup is for winners, Ted!
Scrubs
yup, you're always pouting....that's very fashionable....
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Waiter: Ketchup! Ketchup! Stupid Americanos, always ketchup...
Hudson Hawk
and painful, if it's the only facial expression left... 
The Old General: Do you see that crate? Sausages! They will eat sausages. Europeans eat sausages wherever they go.
Black Narcissus
well, there's always the wacko if the pouting gets tiresome....just staple the forehead together...
Serving Wench: It's Bavarian blood sausage, with sauerkraut! I gutted the pig myself.
The Brothers Grimm
can you post the photo here?