All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Demon Bouncer: Oh, look, the Americans are relying on violence to solve their problems. What a surprise.
Angel
Dr. Gregory House: Figures you'd try to come up with a solution where no one gets hurt. The problem is the world doesn't work that way just 'cause you want it to.
House M.D.
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Sheriff: Dwayne, you've gotta learn to kick ass if you wanna be a peacemaker.
Superman
II
Qui-Gon Jinn: Patience, Obi-Wan. The solution to this problem is here somewhere.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Poison Ivy: Of course, I have the patience of a redwood.
Batman
Tao: Patience is for those who aren't on fire!
BeastMaster
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Angie: Where there's smoke there's fire.
You Can't Do That on Television
Sassy: Ha ha! Serves you right.
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
Dot: I don't even want to think about that. I mean, what kind of sick creature gets enjoyment out of playing this sort of game?
ReBoot
Ray Barone: You know who says that? The loser.
Everybody Loves Raymond