All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Neil Sutherland: Can't promise that, I'm afraid.
The Inbetweeners
of course, with matching costumes....
Robert Ford: Heaven knows I'd be ornerier if I were in your position.
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
hopefully you don't have frogfishes...but it would be a nice picture... 
Sheldon Cooper: I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude.
The Big Bang Theory
they'd all be wearing tiny tiaras of course.....
Howard Wolowitz: So nice you could join me this evening. You're looking lovely as always.
The Big Bang Theory
pope fishes? Clown fishes would fit better... 
Wendy: Oh good. Well, that establishes your discerning good taste.
Wishmaster
red nose and big curly hair....sure, why not?
Natalie Teeger: Thank you, Marci. I think you have excellent taste. How would you like to be my new assistant? You can follow me around and worship me all day.
Monk
oh, you're the sea anemone then? Poisonous as hell...
Teresa Lisbon: I'm not going to follow you around. Let's compromise, when you get in trouble, call me first so I can try and minimize the damage.
The Mentalist
nope, I am actually the "Star"fish ....the starriest of all.......
Mr. Burns: I can't be responsible for what my goons are ordered to do.
The Simpsons
starfish, eh? Just laying around like a lazy-bone and eating seafood from time to time...
avoid to become like this one 
Stacey Jorgeson: Try to understand. It's our responsibility. And there's just no other choice. There's nobody else but you.
Supernatural
oh yeah...just being pretty and starry would be enough.......
Critical Bill: But, damn, Jimmy, it was kind of irresponsible of you to put me out on point in the first place, ya know? When you think about it, it really was sorta your fault. I mean, everybody knows...
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
but you forgot to put on weight... ending up in a blowfish