All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
James T. Kirk: That is so weird.
Star Trek
must be fun cutting them off....do they re-grow at the same speed? .....
Wesley: Just like you.
Wanted
I've a mini-guillotine for that, and I never measured the time...
Terry Sheridan: I don't think we're alike, but I do think we're a pair. Opposite sides of the same coin.
Lara Croft Tomb Raider
a nail cutter would've been more cheap.......so what is it now? the three-legged Spidey?
Kyra: Some would say it's what Zeus did when he severed the first creatures who roamed the earth in two, condemning them to wander in search of their better half.
Kolobos
that would be your cruel way....
Van Helsing: Now, my superiors would like for me to take you alive, so that they might extricate your better half.
Van Helsing
nope, the elegant way...cos my nail cutter is not only sharp but beautifully crafted.....
Michael Mont: You are the better half of myself, the missing half.
The Fu*king Forsyte Saga
you are the Tarantino of the spider leg cutters then....combining beauty and violence...
Danny Barr: Well, it's a pretty big place. You'd better look into lost and found.
Charlie's Angels
a pity there won't be any drips and splashes of red everywhere...
Clark Kent: Listen to yourself, Lex. You're so caught up in your own delusions, you've lost track of reality.
Smallville
yes, it would be green-blue splashes...
T. Lawrence Shannon: The Fantastic Level and the Realistic Level are the two levels upon which we live.
The Night of the Iguana
huh? I've always thought it's black and gold? ...
Blanche DuBois: I don't want realism. I want magic! Yes, yes, magic.
A Streetcar Named Desire
perhaps in Disney films, but no they're free of all body fluids...