All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Chuck Bartowski: Rock star metabolism.

Chuck
sure, but not in my rooms, please...ivory towers are not really environments for a dystopia

Mrs. Smalls: Well I'll be... I haven't heard Pink Floyd in years.

Big Nothing
oh yeah...I'd like to splash your walls with shocking pink.....you know..in honour of Pink Floyd.....

Dave Nelson: Well, it's your own fault, Wally.

The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet
only if I can dye yours completely black...or at the remaining bright parts after the nuclear explosion...

Leonard Hofstadter: <still laughing> Well, how is that my fault?

TBBT
nope, never but you're right, my walls can withstand a nuclear explosion......

Mr. Bang: It's always your fault.

Trolley Ahoy
you never told that you live in a bomb shelter or bunker below ground level

Kyle Brovfloski: All right, maybe you weren't there, but you're our new friend and that makes you culp - uh, culpable.

South Park
well, you can't fault me for being careful enough...

Stacey Jorgeson: Try to understand. It's our responsibility. And there's just no other choice. There's nobody else but you.

Supernatural
a place for wimps...careful wimps

Helen Tasker: I wanted to do something outrageous, and it felt really good, to be needed, and to be trusted. It's just there's so much I want to do with this life and it fells that I haven't done any of it. You know, the sand is running out of the hourglass, ao I want to look back and say, see, I did that, that was me, I was wreckless and I was wild, and I f*cking did it.

True Lies
nope, we're just fully prepared for anything.......unlike you guys...a little snow and the your airports are paralysed...

Angela Montenegro: Just do it, Z-man.

Bones
another euphemism and what has a snowbound airport to do with your wimp hide-out, emm I meant bunker?

Tony Bellefleur I don't like feeling the pressure.

Tru Blood
but a luxurious and bug-free bunker at least.....