All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Allison: Are you stalking me?
Yes Man
Jim:
According to Jim
Martha Jones: Well, let's hope this box is big enough for the both of us.
Doctor Who
Humphrey Lyttelton: I recall back in the 1950s how we'd sit looking at this strange wooden box in the corner of the living room, peering at a fuzzy grey face by way of an evening's entertainment. But then, TV arrived. So we put the lid back on Granny's coffin, and took her down to the cemetery.
I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
Priest: I don't want to hear it. No more horror stories.
Rashômon
...how morbid...
Xavier: For some idiotic reason, your most horrific experiences are the stories you most love to tell.
L'auberge espagnole
Gil Grissom: Did you hear the one about the cop and the monkey who walk into a bar?
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Gruen, the handler:
Captive Wild Woman
Howie Tern: That's pretty funny coming from a kid who looks like a demented monkey.
Animaniacs
Screwy Squirrel: Would you recognize him if you saw a picture?
Happy-Go-Nutty