All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Swamp Rat: Just one word for you, chicken... Eeh!
101 Dalmatians: The Series
hobglobin on Mar 15 2009, 07:00 PM said:
101 Dalmatians: The Series

Dr. William Block: Self preservation comes to mind.
Planet Terror

Beka Valentine: I know how hard it is for you to beat that Nietzschean self-preservation gene.
Andromeda
Darien Fawkes: A schmuck named Nietzsche once wrote: 'Anything that's done out of love is beyond good and evil.' Now, here's the thing: I love my job. So what does that make me? My feeling always was, good and evil could kiss my ass. But one night... well, they kinda got together and bit me on it.
The Invisible Man
Sutekh: Your evil is my good. I am Sutekh the Destroyer. Where I tread I leave nothing but dust and darkness. I find that good.
Doctor Who
Brink: You don't scare me, you hairless monkey!
The Dig
Major Payne: I'm just a bald headed son of a bitch without hair.
Major Payne
hobglobin on Mar 16 2009, 05:20 PM said:
Major Payne
Maxwell Smart: Of course, the Professor Peter Peckinpah all purpose anti-personnel Peckinpah pocket pistol under the toupee trick.
Get Smart

George Costanza: When she threw that toupee out the window, it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I feel like my old self again. Neurotic, paranoid, totally inadequate, completely insecure. It's a pleasure.
Seinfeld
Lindsay Funke: I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.
Arrested Development