All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Henry Deacon: Well, there's your problem. That's whats been messing up everything on the internet.

Eureka
(and you should wash your mouth with SDS solution..)<wacko>

Captain Hero: What do I look like to you? Some crazy wacko who'll put anything inside his body, and then take pictures of it coming out, and post them on his website, which gets over 10,000 hits a day--most of them in Germany? Do I? Do I?!

Drawn Together

Fry: Wow. In my day, the internet was only used to download porn.

"Futurama"
(and definitely in Germany.... )

Jake Gallo: When I think about them, you know, out there, in their rooms, on the streets, utilizing public transportation, downloading pornography, ordering their lives out of catalogues, cashing welfare checks, the whining, bitching, moaning, suing, copulating, and multiplying - it makes me sick. What we need, brothers and sisters, is less of them and more of these.

Pathology

Lt. Greer: <mercury is flowing out of a cadavers brain> Uh, Doctor? Is this natural?

Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service

Dr. Zaius: Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favour of it. But your behaviour studies are another matter. To suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Why, man is a nuisance. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

Planet of the Apes

Gen. Vassili Rykov: Does your race ever tire? Or does the hunt give you strength?

Aliens vs. Predator

Mulder: Well, that's one of the luxuries of hunting down aliens and genetic mutants. You rarely get to press charges.

The X Files

Lt. Reed: You were willing to follow two strange aliens into a basement.

Enterprise

Sydney Bristow: Don't worry, the alien invasion is still a few months away.

Alias