All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Jim Halpert: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
The Office
well for people like you also a comic is available, without disney features of course 
Lila: I hope you don't mind. Some men do.
Dexter
you mean some graphic novels...no thanks...I prefer authentic Disney bedtime stories....those are real....
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Bernie Stabler: You have to understand, in my day, eccentricity was tolerated, today they give you pills for everything.
Lawless & Unorder: Special Ictus Unit
bedtime story is a good keyword for Disney's stuff...they are boring enough for that
Lt Commander Geordie la Forge: I've got an idea: how about a phaser? A low stun setting at just the right moment might do the trick.
Star Trek:TNG
no wonder you have a lot of them under your pillow....
James T. Kirk: You got it! Arm phasers. Fire everything we've got!
Star Trek
as kid they were surely a better sleeping-aid than a textbook
Ruffnut: There's like a million shields!
How To Train Your Dragon
hah...finally an admission....
Theoden: Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises!
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
sure I read them as kid...but as I said before I developed further, luckily....in opposite to you apparently
Lt Commander Worf: Today is a good day to die.
Star Trek: DSN
are you sure you developed further? Cos the doctor (that's you) doth protest too much....
Francesco Dellamorte: I won't let you die until you give me an explanation. Why did you steal my murders? Don't you think anything I do counts? Huh?
Dellamorte Dellamorte
sure and I protest because I don't want to be lumped together with people (i.e. Disney fans) like you
Intendant Kira: Of course you do. It just doesn't count.
Star Trek: DSN
you don't want t be lumped with me? well, excusez moi...but shldn't it be the other way around.....
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