All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Michael Scott: So, Ryan got promoted to corporate where he is a little fish in a big pond whereas I am still top dog in a fairly large pond. So, who is the real boss - a dog or a fish?

The Office
this means then grey clothes or what?

Ocelot: So this is the legendary Boss? We meet at last.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
nope..more earthy colours...or vibrant hues....to make you "shine".....

Bruce Terrell: I am a legend. What kind of story ends with the main character getting caught by the police? What kind of story ends with the main character's name smeared all over the media. A legend always goes out in a blaze of glory. I won't have my story ruined.

The Speed Demon
because it looks so embarrassing that I blush? please not...

Sen. Ralph Owen Brewster: Look, do you wanna go down in history as a war profiteer, Howard? Is that what you want?

The Aviator
blush? How could you blush? You're shameless....

Michael Moore: This is capitalism. A system of taking and giving... mostly taking.

Capitalism: A Love Story
your fashion ideas are shameless...

Jim Montgomery: One dollar. Take it or leave it.

Cheers
but for people with fashion sense and discriminating taste..it's haute couture....

Judy Witwicky: Wow. You are so cheap.

Trashformers
a tiny decadent group of smug people, I presume

Attractive Man: Can I buy you a drink?

Bones
nope, just a select group of individuals with better taste than the general population which includes you, of course

Hurley: Dude that beer has been sitting there since before Rocky III, maybe even II. It's probably poison by now.

Lost
I'd call it a dandified attempt to gain social distinction before you crawl in your SUVs

Connor Mead: I am begging you; don't run away.... Don't chicken out now.

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
and I'd call it sourgraping...don't choke on the sour grapes....