All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Miles Straume: Huh... I hadn't thought of that.
Lost
oh you thought GMed calamaris which squirt red ink? 
You're really a bumbling criminal, dr H. 
...I meant tracer ink that law enforcement agencies would put together with marked bills in bags for ransom payment ...and when the super villain breaks open the bags- poof-he gets sprayed with it....
Crash Davis: You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club.
Bull Durham
Dr. Adrianne Holland: That's the beauty of being human. There's not another species for a billion miles that can make itself scared. We think too much.
3 lbs.
Bernard: I think I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick.
Lost
you watch too many detective stories...
Arena Manager: Well gentleman, four times a week this place is sort of a hockey rink.
The Simpsons
weel, they're much better than the daily soaps you watch....
....you're sparkling clean now....
Lois Lane: This is the part where the doomed girl runs into the guy with the hockey mask.
Smallville
of course clean, do you remember my full body protection, when dealing with you or your items?
Buffy: What's with all the tragedy masks?
Buffy, the Other Freddie
sure..sure..if they give you the illusion of safety, why not?....
Dexter Morgan: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask... not just me. People think it's fun to pretend you're a monster. Me, I spend my life pretending I'm not.
Dexter
you meant against your evil plans and ideas there's no protection?
Sarah Connor: All of us wear masks. They can be worn out of love, and the desire to remain close to those around us. To spare them from the complicated reality of our afraid psyches. We trade honesty for companionship. And in the process, never truly know the hearts closest to us.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
but you're still alive and kicking, right.....so I need to do more trouble-shooting.....
DCI Tom Barnaby: Looks as if our Mr Simpson had a more complicated life than anyone imagined!
Midsumer Murders
yes, I defend myself, and sometimes attack is the best defence