All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
McCoy: What do you mean what sort of work? I'm a doctor.
Star Trek - TOS
Alta Morag: What we need is something to discredit him. If he could be deported to Cygnus Alpha.... Doctor, am I right in thinking you can create experiences, implant them into a subject, who will then believe that they really happened?
Blakes 7
McCoy: I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist.
Star Trek - TOS
David: Is that your advice as a doctor?
Blood+
G'Kar: Take my advice and go back to the time you came from. The future isn't what it used to be.
Babylon 5
(better?)
MAL: Go get me a couple of aspirin and I'll call you in the morning, Doctor.
Captain Planet and the Planeteers
....much better....
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Dr. Martin Ellingham: Take two aspirin and insult me in the morning.
Doc Martin
Looten Plunder: Yes! Just what the doctor ordered.
Captain Planet and the Planeteers
Special Agent Seeley Booth: If you were your own patient, what kind of advice would you give yourself?
Bones
oh that's sooo easy...........
Spike: Get up, get out, get drunk, repeat as needed. It's just more elegant.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer