All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Donna Noble: Well, mine was with a giant spider, but... same difference.
Doctor Who
Dr. Phlox: Under the circumstances, I defer to your experience.
Enterprise
Rita Repulsa: Don't fret, Zeddy! Why not think of this as a learning experience? Now, let's get into the act before we miss all the fun!
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Scott Scanlon: I used my imagination instead of my experience.
Beverly Hills, 90210
The Doctor: Imagine how many times a day you end up telling that joke, and it's still funny!
Doctor Who
Jamal: I'm not only the... duke's official messenger... but I'm also the court jester!
Black Knight
Guard: So, you like to be a jokester, do ya, Mr. Funny Guy? Mr. Comedian, eh?
Grim & Evil
Elaine: We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder.
Seinfeld
Darla: So, what is the plan exactly? I tease him to death?
Angel
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well that makes you a tease.
Serenity