All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: Uh, what? Oh, yeah, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...

Futurama
(me not.... )

Gran: Talking to yourself dear? That's the first sign of madness, you know.

Absolutely Fabulous
yeah, right....

Captain Blackadder: Yes, why not? When this madness has finished, perhaps we could go cycling together. Take a trip down to the old Swan at Henley and go for a walk in the woods.

Blackadder Goes Forth

Stanley Ipkiss: It's like it brings your innermost desires to life. If deep down you're a little repressed, and a hopeless romantic, you become some kind of love-crazy wild man.

The Mask

opps that was a good one

Data: Exactly. As I experience certain sensory input patterns, my mental pathways become accustomed to them. The input is eventually anticipated, and even missed when absent.

Star Trek TNG

Pacey: Confused, perplexed, bewildered, mystified - a thesaurus of emotions.

Dawson's Creek
(like Data or you.... ....)

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Data, I'm sure it's a fascinating experience, but perhaps you should deactivate your emotion chip for now.

Star Trek TNG

Maggie: I'm sorry, I'm usually better at keeping a lid on my emotions. It's... It's not always easy.

Enterprise

Giles: Clearly, emotions are running high. But, uh, as far as I can tell, these people burnt up from the inside; spontaneously combusted. I've only seen the one. I was able to examine the body while the police were taking witness arias.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Lyta Alexander: Byron, the Vorlons changed me. More than you could possibly know. I don't know what it'll do once you get past my barriers and I get past yours. It could burn you.

Byron: Then let it burn.

Babylon 5