All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Giles: Willow, I think we're a little too old to be spelling things out.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Dr. Eric Foreman: You really think you'd be happier with someone who could spell better?
House MD
Amy: Intent has to be pure with love spells.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Dr. McCoy: Now listen, Jim. Petri told Christine that the Elasian women have a sort of a biochemical substance in their tears that acts like a super love potion. And according to him, it doesn't wear off.
StarTrek
Gossip Girl: The problem with fairy tales is that they set a girl up for disappointment. In real life the prince goes off with the wrong princess.
Gossip Girl
Dave: That's good. That's pretty good, considering that he's blind.
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
Jon: I'm perfect if anybody wants a one-balled, deaf, blind, unemployed vagrant with a limp.
Folks!
Don 'King of Carpets' Miller: I can't believe it. You really are Prince Charming!
The Charmings
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Kurt Hummel: I don't know why I find his stupidity charming. I mean, he's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows.
Glee
bull's eye
Buffy: He probably sat in math class thinking, "There should be more math. This could be mathier."
Buffy, The Vampire Square Rooter