All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Ellenor: This is a no-brainer, what's stopping you?
The Practice
George Mason: Aren't you going to buy me dinner first?
24
...
Vademon: All those that are greedy fall into the pit.
Digimon: Digital Monsters
(not that I'd like it but it just fits here.... )
Al: Well, age before beauty.
Married with Children
so you first, sweetie...
Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. It's kind of like on a boat with "Women and children first."
Arrested Development
I wonder where you belong to then...
Detective Stella Bonasera: What a gentleman you are.
CSI: NY
..to the same boat....
Mike Delfino: Oh, I wasn't a perfect gentleman, I might have snuck a peek.
Desperate Housewives
Gonzales: What's wrong with you? Your eyes? You need glasses?
The Kid from Spain
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Let's just say I had a special insight into the cards.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
The Riddler: That is grand-scale cheating, Batman! You're not allowed to tamper with the Hand of Fate!
Batman