All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Igby: Good things come to obsessive-compulsives who fixate.
Igby Goes Down
....
Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: I reckon that's the way it is sometimes, you... you look at a cactus and you see a rose, cause, cause a rose is what you want to see. I don't reckon there's anything wrong when you see something good and pretty. Sometimes I even do that myself. I get sorta lonely-like and I look for good and pretty things.
Bonanza
Queen: Oh, stop being such a drama king!
Shrek 2
....and I'm good and pretty....
Penfold: Well, you won't let me do jokes, so I thought I'd try drama instead.
Danger Mouse
Peter: I have more than enough drama in my life these days.
Degrassi: The Next Generation
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Judge: Dr. Cuddy, what do you think of Dr. House? Is he as big a jerk as I think he is?
House M.D.
Leela: They're not evil, but don't be confused. They are jerks.
Futurama
The Doctor: Well, they're... They're a form of metallic life. They home on human brainwaves and attack
Doctor Who
Worf: We will destroy them.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
ggrrrrr.........
Mr. Simms: Oh, I must say, I don't think you can reform those types. No - you just kill them.
Tales from the Hood
(finally you gave up hope for them? )