All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Future Cartman: I came back to tell you that this is the day you turn it all around. You stop eating junk food, you start studying harder, you stay away from drugs and alcohol an you become CEO of your own time travel company.
South Park
not gansta but old... 
Russell Hammond: Can we just skip the vibe, and go straight to us laughing about this?
Almost Famous
....gives a whole new meaning to the golden age...or is it-- the age with gold (in their teeth)....show us a golden smile then, dr H....
Bender: I got a good vibe from this place. Nice, long dinner table; quiet, well behaved spiders; graveyard adjacent; Yep, this is going to be... Aah!
Futurama
hm perhaps for a grin it's just enough, not more
but you'll reach that age too somewhen, the next golden girl 
Mayor of Super Hero City: Thanks, but no thanks, doc. But I seem to remember there was a guy who got incredible powers from being bitten by a radioactive bug.
The Super Hero Squad Show
Well, that’s ok bec gold is a girl’s bestfriend….and I can have many friends..age wouldn’t matter 
Joe Domingus: Flamingos are mean. They bite.
Band of Brothers
I thought diamonds? Then perhaps you should have a rich dude from Texas as friend with lots of diamond decorated gold in his denture...
Detective Mac Taylor: Only the female of the species bite.
CSI: NY
.....oh yeah---gold and diamonds...what more can a girl ask for?
Lacey Burrows: Yeah? Well, be careful. They bite your fingers off.
Corner Gas
that sounds gansta too, good luck with such dudes... 
The Doctor: I might regenerate... I don't know... It feels different this time...
Doctor Who
then you shld be wishing them the luck...
Mulder: I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat was to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with someone else who is already naked.
The X Files
you're too emancipated for gangsta dorks
Bright Man, Needle Man: That's me! Haha! And I'm here to light up your life - with 10,000 volts, that is!
Mega Man
finally we agree...