All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Bono: Hold on folks. The man's talking about waste management, that effects the whole damn planet!
The Simpsons
John Crichton: Twisted as it sounds, what we have right here is exactly what we need, guns in lots of hands pointed in every direction.
Farscape
Stanley Smith: This is great! We've gotta go back on tour and spread the word. Guns are good!
American Dad!
Telemachus Rhade: I miss the days when bad guys would just line up and let us shoot them.
Andromeda
Keiko O'Brien: How can you schedule an execution before a trial even begins?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Makbar: We believe in swift justice.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Captain Janeway: Definitely grounds for court-martial!
Star Trek: Voyager
Sefton: What is this anyway, a kangaroo court? Why don't you get a rope and do it right?
Stalag 17
Darla: I think they do, which would explain the lynch mob.
Angel
Angela Montenegro: Well, uh, close. He was shot by a blenderbus, pelted by an angry mob, and then burned.
Bones