All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Azula's Actress: Well, my brother, what's it going to be? Your nation, or a life of treachery?
Iroh's Actor: Choose treachery, it's more fun!
Avatar: The Last Airbender
..well, only GM fleas will survive our cold...
Mark Antony: And Cicero, if I ever hear your name in connection with whispers of treachery again, I will cut off these soft, pink hands, and nail them to the Senate door.
Rom
I think your skin and fur is warm enough for the Canadian wild type...
FBI Special Agent Alexander Mahone: In old England, the punishment for a traitorous act was beheading. Following the execution they would hold the head up by the hair not, as most people think, for the crowd to see the head, but for the head to see the crowd because consciousness sticks around for another eight seconds. The idea was that it would give the traitor one more chance to take a look at...
Prison Break
well, only when they're needed....
Milt Sturmfuller:I'd electrocute 'em all if there weren't so goddamn many.
Silver Bullet
they don't ask, they're gatecrashers...
Hermes Conrad: Our electrical bill is climbing higher than a green snake up a sugar cane. Obviously someone here has been using a whole heap of juice. Probably you.
Futurama
I guess you trained them......
Capt. Apollo: Hold it, I have an idea. We could replace the turbo lasers in three or our vipers with megapressure pumps from the damaged energizer, fill them with boraton and connect them to the firing mechanism.
Battlestar G.
sure I'm the ringmaster of the flea circus... 
Kimberly: Translation, please?
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
the perfect one....hopefully not with the flea voice....
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Andrew Wells: That boy is our last hope.
Buffy the vamp slayer
surely not, I'm their masters voice... 
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral, something with imagery.
Firefly
and what do you do when they don't obey? Give them 30 tiny lashes?
Ugarte: You are a very cynical person, Rick, if you'll forgive me for saying so.
Casablanca
well spidey just need to grumble once...then they're busy like all the little Oompa Loompas