All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Satan: I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I regretfully have to decline.
Little Nicky.
Rupert Giles: I refuse to believe that. There must be some way to destroy it.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: She thinks that they are going to try to burn down the sawmill, and somehow get rid of her too.
Twin Peaks
The Penguin: Burn baby, burn!
Batman Returns
Ash: Let's try it. I mean most animals retreat from fire, yes?
Dallas: Fire, yeah.
Alien
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Alright, the bar's closed. Hands over your heads and start repenting, or we're gonna drop a little hell fire on your pitiful juice and send you all to kingdom come.
The F Team
Guy at bar: Not really sure what I'm looking at, metal-face. Let me guess, is it a Hannibal Lecter thing?
The House Bunny
Edward Cullen: I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that. As if you could outrun me. As if you could fight me off. I'm designed to kill.
Twilight
Mysterio: Time to do a little pest control! Ahahaha!
Spider-Man
Elim Garak: Doctor, did anyone ever tell you that you are an infuriating pest?
Star Trek: DSN