All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Lucy Liu: If I was as bad an actress as you, I'd still be serving onion rings at TGI Fridays!
Sex and the City
Lt. Archie Hicox: Look, she's not a military strategist. She's just an actress.
Inglourious Basterds
Sam Malone: So, Jill, it's great to meet such a talented actress. Is there anything I can look forward to seeing you in - like my shower?
Cheers
Crypto: Aaah... if that's a pick-up line then we're a match made in heaven.
Destroy All Humans! 2
Lilah Morgan: Sweet dreams.
Angel
PA System Announcer: Attention, all personnel - we interrupt your sweet dreams to bring you the following nightmare.
M*A*S*H
that is:
Father: I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
The Meaning of Life
Sam: Yeah. Where's our money?
Dirty Work
Bernard: Excuse me, there seems to be some mistake. I bought some popcorn and a drink and now I have no money left.
Black Books
Oscar Leroy: Oh sure, big spender!
Corner Gas