All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Sebastian: A Tale of Two Cities.
Cruel Intentions
that would be effective only in your dreams, darling...
Carlton Lassiter: Which was fine when it was just kids telling tales, but... there are certain nuances involved in a murder investigation which require a more experienced touch.
Psych
well, Dom Cobb is my role model... 
Richard H. 'Richie' Ryan: Old Timer. Do you have any words of wisdom?
Highlander
ppfftt...really....but your dream is only one layer and a few nm thick....can I be the architect? 
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Why can't you just... let it be nice?
House MD
well you have to be a sleepyhead to dream properly and to be a dream architect...
Supreme Being: Yes, well, I am the nice one.
Time bandits
for a few nm of dream layer...ppfftt...I don't think so....I can do it with my eyes wide open...
Sean Parker: Nice to meet you.
The Social Network
dream on...that's just the protection layer against dream thieves and crooks (like you )...
Bartender: I need to see some ID.
Lovely and Amazing
like there's a lot to steal....ppfftt....but I can design some pretty amazing ones rivalling Dom Cobb's........
David 'Dai Number 9' Jones: Well, it's behind the teapot at home, with my union card. Best place for them - I might lose them in London.
A Run for Your Money
more than you expect...but nothing for naive young girls.. anyway you have to be at least as good as Ariadne... 
Mother: It's a sort of space-age teapot, isn't it dear? A teapot to boldly go, where no teapot has been before, to seek out new life forms.
Absolutely Fabulous
oooh..dreams of jaded old men....I've to recalculate then...and I bet you I'm better than Ariadne..her arctic fortress was missing a lot of key elements......
Kurt Hummel: You can't prove there isn't a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs; but it seems pretty unlikely doesn't it?
Glee
for example confused Canadians with tuques?